Yeah, I should say goodnight.
So Caitlin and I went out to get Tapas, and that was an adventure in itself. The tapas were great, we had HUMMUS AHHHH and rice and we wanted salmorejo but they didnt have any.. and also goat cheese with honey which was surprisingly delicious. We also had sangria, which like.. must've had LOTS of alcohol cuz nearly half a glass and I was feeling it. SO WE ASK FOR THE BILL and the waiter is like Cuenta ya?! (Bill already?!) So he brings us a FREE CHUPITO which was okay, fine, that was nice. BUT THEN WE STILL WANT THE BILL AND HE BRINGS US ANOTHER SANGRIA (for free) ... I can't finish this. I know my limits and that was it. Also it was getting creepy cuz he started sitting down at our table and WE HAD TO MEET OWEN AND ALISON.
So he finally brings the bill (After inviting us for a drink on our last day in Sevilla), and as soon as he goes inside we PAY AND BOOK IT. WE DONT EVEN WANT CHANGE (actually I think we left an exact change). And I poured some of my sangria into Caitlin's less full glass to make it look like I drank some...
So then, we meet up with Owen and Alison by the river below Calle Betis. AND WE DRINK BLACK WILD BERRY VODKA (Eristoff) WITH LIMON and it tastes like HAPPINESS. We also talk about life and fun things and they laugh at me because I am hilarious.
THEN WE GO TO BIG BEN BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO PEE. Caitlin's host brother is working, but this time we didn't get anything for free heheh. IT WAS FUN THOUGH. Temi and Stephanie showed up, and we were all plotting on how to get ALISON AND FERNANDO TO KISS BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE IN LOVE. And Owen was showing her how to just GO IN FOR IT on me by like LINGERING after the dos besos which was hilarious heheh.
AND THEN WE WENT TO GET CHURROS (after a vodka shot).. and Alison and I and Caitlin were all walking down the street ARMS LINKED and I was like ALISON WHAT IF I JUST TOLD FERNANDO TO KISS YOU. And she said she'd be mad at that but if I texted him now asking what they were doing, she wouldn't mind. SO I DID. I said 'Fernando! Que haceis? Estamos borrachas, lo siento!' :D AND AFTER THE GANG BOUGHT CHURROS (I had no cash), Fernando answered, said they were at FunClub with his brother, 2 foreign girls (British and Danish), and ANDRES. SO WE RUSHED OVER THERE (with encouragement from our Churro friends). WE GET THERE AT LIKE 3:30 or something.
We're not there very long, the two foreign girls are nice, turns out they're au pairs in Madrid which is actually really awesome. There was some Christmas festival set up in la Alameda with REAL CAMELS staying the night and Andres showed them to me and he showed me the baby camel and THEY WERE SO CUTE.
Then we went to this other bar to play pool but the pool thing was broken so we just sat down. And I know there were more detail but I would like to get to the BEST PART. Blah blahblhab, Andres stuck the Desperado beer stickers on my arm as a 'tatuaje' and was like NEVER TAKE THIS OFF. AND WHEN YOU GET TO CONNECTICUT, PUT IT IN A NOTEBOOK. AND THEN the table was all sticky and he put his hand in it and tried to TOUCH ME with it and I was like BLEHHHH and then he like licks his finger and tries to touch me with it and laughed when I freaked out hehe. I was also trying to get him to practice his English the whole time but he refused! Except at one point we were talking about 'cardboard' for whatever reason and he asked the name in English and then just kept calling everything 'cardboard' like does with 'muerdago' loool.
BUT THAT WAS NOT THE GOOD PART.
The good part, was when we left the second bar to go home, we stopped outside to help the foreign girls find their hostel on the map. And while we were waiting, Andres all of a sudden turns to me and says 'Oye, Rachel, me voy!' (I'm leaving) and I was like wahhhh inside and also confused because he doesnt leave anywhere near where we were and he should've been walking with us to get back home.. But so then he like, pointed to his face for dos besos, and I kissed him on the cheek.
BUT HE DID NOT DOS BESO BACK.
AND HE STEPPED AWAY AND SMILED THIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE 'Te he engañado' which means I tricked you. Because he wasn't leaving then. And just got me to kiss his cheek. Which is fine. Totally fine.
But it was freakin.. 6:00 am by the time we left, and Tony and Andres went to their houses (after promising that THIS WAS NOT OUR LAST GOODBYE) but Fernando said he'd walk us home, and we were talking about how much he'd miss us and that he could sneak in our suitcases.
And I started asking Fernando what his family does for Christmas, and then he asked what we do, and I said we get a Christmas tree, and he asked what we do with it when it dries out. AND I WANTED TO SAY Oh, we just throw it out! Which would be 'Lo tiramos!' ... But I said 'Nos lo tiramos' ... which definitely means 'WE SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER' like all sexual and stuff.. and he looked at me and I immediately was like 'I said that wrong didn't I?!'
AND THEN THEY DROPPED ME OFF AT MY HOUSE AND HE AND HER WERE WALKING ALONE TO HER HOUSE SO IM HOPING THAT THEY KISSED BECAUSE THAT WAS THE OBJECTIVE OF THIS ENTIRE NIGHT. THAT WAS THE REASON WE DIDNT GO HOME AT 3.
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