Funny things happen and they make me happy (and also pee..)

So after dinner (and getting another cute smile from my host brother) I was supposed to meet up with the CREW at Cien Montaditos on San Jacinto.. and I thought it was on the part of San Jacinto where EVERYTHING is... So I took a right instead of a left.. Luckily, Alison was as clueless as I was.. WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE LEFT

But we finally got there, and everyone was standing around a table with only a few chairs. Part of the group left to get ice cream, but Alison and Caitlin and I wanted some 1€ TINTOOO so we hung around. I went inside to help Caitlin order/carry the jarras de tinto. AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

Caitlin: Tres tintos de verano y... un montadito numero 65 por favor! 
Cashier: Y su nombre?
Caitlin: Uh.. Caitlin (this is a hard name for spaniards and she knew it)
Cashier: .... Pepa. (AND HE LOOKED AT US AS IF TO SAY 'Yeah, no.. I'm putting 'Pepa')

BAHAHAH SO WE HAD TO LISTEN FOR THE NAME PEPA because he didn't want to attempt to spell or say Caitlin.

THERE'S PEPA

So when we got our tintos, there were only two seats at the table, which was no pasa nada, so I was standing. And we were having a good ol' time waiting for Brett to not be lost and for the others to come back from ice cream, and then all of a sudden a Spaniard that had been sitting near us comes over and says, (in English, but with a cute Spanish accent) 'Can I take these?' (pointing at the napkins). And I answer him in Spanish 'Sí!'

AND THEN he notices that I don't have a chair (maybe that was the entire reason he came over in the first place ;) ) and says 'Would you like my chair?' and I wasn't really expecting this (but I was hoping for it HEHEHE WUTEVA) so I was like 'aww.. okay.. gracias..' And he LOOKED AT ME AND SAID WITH A SMILE, 'See, I am a gentleman!' and I laughed. And so then I had a seat! And a few minutes later he and his group left and he said 'Goodbye girls!' and we said Adios! AND THAT WAS THE END. NEVER SEE MI CABALLERO THAT GAVE UP HIS SEAT FOR ME EVER AGAIN.

And then my friends came back with ice cream and such. And we told them about the Pepa story. And THEN WE HEARD PEPA OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER so Caitlin went in to get her Montadito. Now, what she had ordered was a dessert Montadito, with cream cheese and M&Ms (I know it sounds disgusting, I've heard it's delicious but I cannot vouch for this and am still pretty skeptical myself..)

Well, she came back looking PRETTY DISAPPOINTED and told us 'They ran out of cream cheese.. so they just gave me M&Ms on bread...' AND SHE HAD A SAD LITTLE M&M SANDWICH LOOOOOL

Pepa's sad, sad M&M sandwich.

And then we were talking about getting SWEETS MADE BY NUNS (because that's a thing here.. the convents sell dulces or pastries or something.. they're delicious, we had some Magdelenas in Granada)... AND CAITLIN CALLED THEM 'NUNNOMS' WHICH IS GENIUS. Pure.

And then someone used the expression 'I have to pee like a racehorse.' And people were like BLEHHH IVE NEVER HEARD THAT! And then some OTHER girl was like 'Yeah, that's an expression.. because Jockeys make their horses pee at the gates right before the race starts...' AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I WAS LIKE 

...How do you make a horse pee?

AND IT WAS HILARIOUS. because once you think about how they would do that.. tickling their belly (OR OTHER PARTS) or like.. forcing them to chug water.. it just gets hilarious and then you laugh so hard you pee a little (WUT)

And then it was time to go home. And some of the group were going to VIPS (this 24-hour cafe) and one girl asked us if we were gonna tag along. Well, Alison was like, 'I can't, I have to go to bed...' and then the girl turned to me and I said, 'I can't.. I have to go pee..' And the girl was like 'Aww..' and I was like 'Yeah.. there goes my night!' 

AND EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WAS HILARIOUS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SO I WAS LAUGHING HARD AND THEN WE WERE WALKING HOME AND SO MUCH LAUGHTER WAS GOING ON LIKE ABOUT HOW HORSES PEE AND HOW I PEE AND THEN I WONT LIE I LAUGHED TOO HARD AND I PEED A LITTLE

I don't know who reads this but It's MY PERSONAL BLOG so you're just gonna have to put up with my embarrassing stories. CUZ I WAS JOKING about how I would actually cry if I full on peed my pants in front of these guys because WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE and I was like WAIT I DONT WANNA BE THAT CLOSE WITH ANYONE.. and then just.. so many things were happening and I almost lost control but I DIDNT. NOT TOO MUCH. 

And then when we all went our separate ways, and as I was walking back I was just trying to focus on getting home so I could GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PEACE and then all of a sudden a FOWL ODOR reached my nose and I was like:

It smells like poop. It smells like poop. <and then I see a whole bunch of dog poop on the road> It is poop.

AND THEN I LAUGHED AT MYSELF CUZ IT WAS SUCH A LAUGHY NIGHT THAT I DIED THE END.

I apologize for all the bathroom references in this post. My humor is immature. IM NOT SORRY.