JUST GOT BACK FROM BINGO WITH MY ABUELA

EN SERIO and I do not regret ONE MINUTE OF IT. I came home from a little shopping at around 6:45, and as soon as I sat down Teresa was like WANNA COME TO BINGO WITH ME! If you want me to pay, I'll pay for you but if you win it's MINE, but if you pay, you can have the money! And I was in all honesty getting tired of botelloning ALL THE TIME so I'm like OKAY!

I also took the bus for the first time! On our way back there was a DRUUUUUNK guy. (borrachero as Teresa called him). Very word-slurry

So the bingo place is in the back room of a bar. And we sit down with some ladies who I thought were her friends but it turns out she doesnt really like them. They were funny though. One of them's names was AFRICA. They said I was guapa! Teresa told them I didn't know any spanish and I was like HEY. But then they started talking and I realized I had no idea what was going on and then I thought she might be right. :( BUT THEN I STARTED UNDERSTANDING A LITTLE MORE SO IT'S FINE

So anyways, we start playing, it's only 20 centimos for one bingo card and if you win a 'linea' (one row) you get 2 Euro (but in 10 centimos coins, so it looks like way more heheh), and if you fill the whole board you get like.. 4? 5? I dunno. 

AND AT ONE POINT I ONLY NEED A COUPLE NUMBERS LEFT. And Teresa is like, rooting for me while she's filling out her cards. And then I only need one number left, but a different number is called and TERESA GETS UP AND YELLS BINGO AND RUNS OVER THERE. And OF COURSE as she yells bingo, the next number is THE ONE I NEEDED.

But it's fine because then I won Lineas TWICE.

And oh my god.. i didnt know older people were up with the times.. but one of the things I overheard them talking about was the number 69... Teresa was saying she didn't know the EROTIC MEANING of it until recently.. and from then on ALL THE OLD LADIES LAUGHED WHENEVER 69 WAS CALLED.

Also, apparently one of them FARTED (tirar un pedo) and the ladies at the table could not stop laughing. loooooooool I hope I'm that AWESOME when I grow up. Not about the farting though because girls never do that. Ever.

Heh, it was definitely a good time.

But now I'm going out anyway BAHAHAHAH

And Cordoba tomorrow!!!

OH AND NOVEMBER 9th is Teresa's birthday and her WHOLE FAMILY IS COMING FOR FOOD so I need to be here. YAY. MEET ERRBODY.

MY WINNING LÍNEA ON TOP ROW

The one i SHOULDVE WON before Teresa DECEIVED ME :P

ALSO everyone asked if I was Teresa's nieta (granddaughter) and she said no but IM PRETTY SURE SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE - But she's like Carlos and Fernando's older 'sister' ... or something.. like, she said something like one of the boys (Carlos?) calls her his older sister WHICH I THOUGHT WAS SO CUTE AND IM NOT SURE IF THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID BUT IMMA PRETEND IT IS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND BECAUSE I STARTED CALLING THEM MY BROTHERS EVEN BEFORE I GOT HERE.

Which you'd know that if you've been keeping up with my blog SINCE THE BEGINNING.