I swear Sevillanos are like the Energizer Bunny...

They just keep GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING. And yes, I am just getting in now (530 AM or so). I HAD FUN.

So we went to meet at OpenCor (a convenience store) to walk over to Torre de Oro where a Botellón was taking place. And OBVIOUSLY the Americanos were the first ones there. So we went to McDonalds to go to the bathroom and bide the time and THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER AND DRIP DRY HAD TO OCCUR. 

And then we walked around a bit because the Spaniards were on Sevilla Time, and we saw Nacho and he didn't see us so we CREPT BEHIND HIM AND FOLLOWED HIM until he finally turned around heh.

Blhalhablhalbh more people came and we went to Torre de Oro. I met new people! And learned new words! Palabrotas! For EXAMPL

Almohadilla = hashtag (Almohada = pillow)
Chupa baldosines/Come almohada = Wall-licker/Pillow-eater (the ... receiver.. of a.. gay.. relationship..)
Sopla cuello = Breaths Down the Neck (the .. giver.. of a .. gay.. relationship..) HEH
Canis = GUIDOs
Campo de nabo = Sausage Fest! (Or literally, field of turnips LOL)
Ciego = hammered (or blind, literally.. so drunk you're BLIND)
Cuanto mides? = How tall are you?
Cuanto te mides? = is asking the length of something else...
Me da igual = (I think I already wrote this somewhere but I wanted to do it again just in case) Doesn't matter to me!
Wapo = guapo.. but we're in SEVILLA so people drop ALLLL THE LETTERS.


IT WAS GREAT. EXCEPT we were there for so long that Alison and I were desperate for bathrooms and I WONT LIE WE PEED IN THE BUSHES TWICE. But by the second time I was a pro, so.. yay me? But we made sure we were far away and one of us was the lookout for the other. And a million other girls were doing the same thing. There are no bathrooms in Spain. Anywhere.

THEN OTHER NACHO JOINED US AND WE ALL WENT TO CALLE BETIS AND WE WENT TO A FLAMENCO BAR AND Laura started teaching us los bailes Sevillanos (just called sevillanas) and then THEY GRABBED ALISON AND I AND WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING AND WE WERE AWKWARD BUT EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME SO NO PASA NADA.

CH-CH-CHECKIT

And something I'd like to say. Even if they didn't LIKE to dance, EVERY BOY in the group we were in KNEW THE STEPS TO THOSE DANCES. And I guess the Sevillanas has 4 parts (Laura told me to youtube them to get better WHICH I WILL). It is very attractive when a man can dance. Laura danced with Juan and and Nacho and ALL OF THEIR EYES LOOKED SO INTENSE AND CONCENTRATION AND PASSIONATE and i was like OH MY GOD HOW CAN I BE LIKE THAT

We want to be themmm

And that's all because I'm hungry and tired and I guess I'm sleeping until 12 if possible?!?!?!?!? FELIZ DÍA DE LA HISPANIDAD!